Jan 7, 2025 · 11:47pm
Fontainebleau lobby bar
$28 Old Fashioned. Received in 34 minutes.
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// CES THEATER · PANEL FATIGUE NETWORK
Strip everything
down to
what actually shipped.
CES is a slot machine wearing a lanyard. We're here every January because the after-parties are unbeatable and someone has to keep receipts. This is that receipt. Not affiliated with CES®. Just show up.
// UNTIL CES 2027 DOORS OPEN · LAS VEGAS
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// THE REAL SHIPS — TBD
The 5 that actually made shelves
Crowned Jan 12, 2027. Until then, everything is a promise. Come back after.
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// FILED FROM THE FLOORJan 8, 2025 · 8:12am
West Hall badge line
63 minutes. Two coffees ago. Missed my 9am.
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Jan 9, 2024 · 2:15pm
Panel: 'The Future of the Future'
Word 'unlock' used 41 times. Nobody unlocked anything.
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Jan 6, 2025 · 3:03am
Monorail, Convention Center stop
Broken down. Uber surge 7.4x. Walked to Encore.
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Jan 9, 2025 · 6:40pm
Some rooftop at the Cosmopolitan
Free comped drink. Also comped conversation, unfortunately.
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From the Same Studio
// ALLIED THEATERSPanel FatigueHQ
Network HQ. Field manual for the whole calendar.
Every conference. All of them.
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Cannes Lions field station. Rosé accounted for.
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Addled WeekCOMING SOON
Advertising Week NY, subway-mapped.
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Taco TakesCOMING SOON
SXSW Interactive, filed by taco.
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Possibly ThereCOMING SOON
POSSIBLE. Miami pool deck to Lisbon rooftop.
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